For Phammy

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue

You wanted a Post

So I'll write one for you.

Phammy Bo Bammy

Phee Phi Pho Phammy

When people get sick

Their hands get all clammy

and they cuddle all cozy

In their favorite blue jammies

Writing up poems

For their favorite friends

Though I'm not really sick

That part was pretend.

I know my rhyme sucks

But you wanted a Blog

Cause you called me a shmuck

For waiting so long

To post something new

So I'll write this for you

Because Phammy my dear

You've caused me to fear

Your vicious sharp sting

And the pain you will bring

Should I ever slack off

And not blog enough.

So consider this one

A sort of trial run

Or a promise of sorts

For some bloggish reports

To be posted posthaste

If that is to your taste.

Because Phammylicious

Though your threats are vicious

You are also delicious

Which makes this an auspicious

Moment to declare,

HEY PHAMMY

You've splendid, cute hair.

:]]