Friday, August 28, 2009

The Truth of the Matter

I'm going to be frank with you.
I have commitment issues.

That being said I would now like to outline what I hope to accomplish here.
Goal 1] Overcome said commitment issues. I shall blog. I shall blog with [unprecedented] regularity. I shall blog to no one.

Goal 2] Document my attempt at being a productive member of college society. Which as I'm not sure how productive a member of regular high school society I was, should prove interesting.

Goal 3] Eat healthier. And yes I do realize that this would, at first glance, appear to have little to do with blogging. Yet, that is where, my dear imaginary friends, you would be wrong. For by having it written down, this painful desire of my mother becomes far more difficult to ignore. And as I sit here munching on a batch wondrously delicious and salt coated McDonald's fries, I realize that this may be one of the more difficult goals to master.

And finally:
Goal 4] Survive. It may seem simple but think about it, people die EVERY DAY! Not just one or two either! HUNDREDS if not THOUSANDS! Positive thoughts. //deep breath/ I shall survive. I shall survive packing for college. I shall survive moving 9 hours from home. I shall survive biking to and from, well, everywhere, this coming quarter. I shall survive.

As you can see, I am not one to avoid a challenge, and I can't wait to share it with you whoever you do, or don't turn out to be.