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OMG TWO POSTS IN A ROW ON [TECHNICALLY] THE SAME DAY!?!? WHAT IS THIS MADDNESS!?!?!?

The epic nature of caps lock is so underrated. It's fabulous.

Anyways, one of the multiple tiny loves of my life just equated my lack of posting to that of natran. WHICH IS AWESOME, and kind of made me want to put off posting even longer to continue the trend. I mean, maybe this whole time my lack of posts was a purposeful homage to the great and Australian beacon of internet hilarity that is natran!?

But then of course, this desire to put off posting and emulate one of the internets most shining of pixilated stars led me to want to post immediately to tell you about it. OH YEAH IRONY I HAZ IT.

*pelvic thrust

Anyways, I'm slightly more conscious now then I was 10 hours ago (I know not only did I update before 2013 but I did so within 12 hours of my last posting! Please, hold your applause and use your hands to make me some lunch instead. That's the kind of appreciation I can get behind, or around if you get what I mean? eh? eh? ...Cause it's food, and if I eat it I'll be around it? eh? yeah?... ... yes I'll stop). So yeah. Obviously FAR more conscious and alert this time around... You see why I have to stay up to 3? When the sun's out I can see how ridiculous I'm being. But by light of tumblr and the hazy hallucinations of magic gremlins my essays sound like Shakespeare had a baby with Mozart (which is problematic both on the front that I am no Shakespeare/Mozart baby [not to mention the impossibility of male/male pregnancies], and also that all of my essays [to my knowledge] have been written in prose...).

on THAT note,

-okay, so I just tried to write you a plithy Petrarchan Sonnet (Google it, son.), you know to continue the Shakespeare joke and then we could all laugh and go, "oh that Alex she's so clever te he he." BUT instead I realized it's, like, hard. (Frakkin scansion man...[though note I didn't even ATTEMPT composition, I know my limits, mostly]) Sooo I stopped, and instead you get this. Be grateful.

*shoves cookie in mouth *smiles *vanishes in a poof of unfulfilled promise

*peeks in *waves

So, hi.

It's currently 2:24am on the night before my first final of Winter Quarter 2012. And how am I spending my time you ask? Well, my dear thought projections, I am procrastinating.

I know! Brilliant right?

My brain is just such the sweetheart when it comes to getting shit done.

GAH. No seriously, it's gotten obscene you guys OBCENE!!

It's like my brain no longer knows how to function without reaching massively sleep deprived levels of hallucinogenic chaos. Add that to my masochistic tendencies of watching new TV series' the second finals week begins. [this quarter it's Supernatural, and yes it's awesome]. I mean who spends the first two days of Finals week, not studying, but watching 19 (yes I said NINETEEN, episodes of TV). WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!?!?!

Le sigh.

The thing is. I'm mostly writing this in an attempt to get worked up about the fact that my procrastination levels should earn a spot in the Guinness Book of Records for sheer ridiculousness. 'Cause really? I can't really work up the effort to care. It's problematic. The Jenioritis [not a typo, it's a play on Jenior (A Jr with Senior standing) and Senioritis, I know I think I'm super clever] has struck hard my friends.

And yes, I do realize that coming back to a Blog I haven't visited in AGES marks yet another stage in the wormhole of doom that is my procrastination controlled life, but you know what?

Also, my swearing has gotten a bit out of hand. Though again ^.

Enough about my productivity and lack thereof.

QUICK UPDATE OF THE GOINGS ON IN MY ADVENTUROUS LIFE OF ADVENTURE:

-Recently[ish] discovered I will be graduating early {insert: Fear & Panic}

-More Recently[ish] decided to study abroad in London {insert: Excitement & Flailing Arms}

Gah I need to blog more. (or get more sleep) As I have no idea what else beyond Finals has been/ will be going on in my life.

ANYWAYS, I am sorry for not posting in half an age. {insert: laughter at the idea ANYONE cares}

It was for a while due to the fact that our Lord and Master Google refused to allow me to log in, and then later my King and Overlord Procrastination distracted me with Kitty Blogs and Klaine fanfiction.

So, until next time may your dreams be filled with clouds of rainbows and your days be filled with naps.

*sneaks off to "study"

*opens neopets.com

PS. ALSO watch >> THIS << it is beautiful and totally worth the spam-esc arrows and capitalization.